The greatest man that ever lived, Jaromir Jagr, makes his first of 2 visits to PPG Paints Arena tonight as the Panthers take on the Penguins. Some bum may return to the lineup for the Pens tonight, but who the hell cares because the glorious mullet of the 2nd greatest Penguin/hockey player to ever lace up the skate will be in the building. At the ripe age of 44 Jagr continues to a force in the NHL. So far this season he has tallied 1 goal and 2 assists for 3 points for those of you that can't count. Its always such a great moment to see good ole Double J on the ice. We predict he has no less than 69 points tonight. What a player.
*At the time of writing this we are unsure if Sidney Crosby is going to play tonight. When you read this the decision may have been made. So. Instead of posting false information and having you nerds get mad at us, we posted what the lines will look like with and without Sidney Crosby* Suck it.
F the Stripes
Like we said earlier, Jagr has 3 points this season. (1g 2a)
Last season he scored 27 goals and had 39 assists for an incredible 66 points. Unreal player.
With the Penguins in 1991/92 Jagr had a grand total of 69 points.
Jagr has tallied 69 assists twice in his career.
Jagr's career high in goals, assists, and points came in the 1995/96 season when he scored 62 goals, 87 assists, for a total of 149 points.
Over his 26 years in the NHL Jagr has played in exactly 69 games 1 time.
Over half of Jagr's career 750 goals came in his 11 years with the Penguins (439)
Over the 18 times Jagr has made the playoffs he's tallied 78 goals, 123 assists for 201 points. Unreal player.
Go Pens. Go Jagr
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