The Penguins come into tonight's game coming off of a 5-1 win over the Anaheim Ducks just 24 hours ago, right after the Chicago Cubs won the World Series. The Kings most recent game was against the Anaheim Ducks as well. They lost 4-0. The Kings are in a bad spot right now. Giant piss ant Johnathan Quick is out long term with an injury. Mr. Game 1 Jeff Zatkoff is out long term with an injury. The Kings are looking to Peter Budaj and Jack Campbell to hopefully keep them a float until Quick returns whenever that may be. The last time the Kings scored a goal, the Cubs weren't World Series Champions.I'm serious. They haven't scored in 2 of 3 games. So that means they are gonna score 6 tonight.
The Kings are trash.
Honestly pretty disappointed Johnathan Quick is injured. It was always fun watching him throw a temper tantrum after every goal scored against him.
The smartest thing the Kings organization has ever done, other than getting rid of that bum Gretzky, was stripping piss baby Dustin Brown of the 'C' and giving it to Anze Kopitar. Kopitar is the only good thing about the Kings. So much fun to watch.
Speaking of 5 million dollar 4th liner Dustin Brown, what a waste of space and money. Think of all the things you could better spend 5 million dollars on. Actually. Nevermind. Because literally everything is better than Dustin Brown.
Drew Doughty. Also a tool.
Also, we did lines prior to ffindingout scrub defensemanTom Gilbert was suspended. Expect a bigger scrub, Rob Scuderi, to be back in the lineup for the Kings tonight.
The Kings are the epitome of Western Conference Hockey. Slow. Boring. Trying to kill everything that moves. F that. Hopefully Darryl Sutter gets hit in the head with a puck tonight.
The Kings are filled with mouth breathing neanderthals. People like Jordan Nolan may still be part rabid gorilla because you know, evolution and that kind of stuff.
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