The Pens head to the God awful Barclays Center tonight for a game against the equally awful New York Islanders. The Penguins are coming off of one of the worst losses in recent memory after falling 7-1 to the Washington Capitals. There was really nothing to take away from that game because everyone was awful. Almost as awful as the New York Islanders. Their arena sucks. Their team sucks. Tavares sucks. Their coach sucks. Cal Clutterbuck really sucks. If you haven't picked up on the theme here its that the Islanders and everything about them.....sucks. Also if this is the first time you've read a gameday when the Pens play the Islanders in Brooklyn and you are wondering why everything is right aligned, go look at picture of the Barclays Center setup for hockey on google and have a good laugh. But for as shitty as Barclays Center is, at least its not that giant trash heap Nassau Coliseum anymore.
*NOTE* We learned yesterday that Patric Hornqvist has a concussion and Chris Kunitz has a lower body injury. No clue at the time of writing this if either is gonna play tonight. If our lines are wrong.....we don't care and we are going to continue about our day being the best in the world at what we do which is bringing you the gift of our presence on the internet. Drink it in maaaaaaaaaaan.
*NOTE* Rumor has it a random fan and a chair took line rushes on the Isles top line with Tavares today at the Isles morning skate. Jack Cappicola figures if Cal Cluttertwat can have a crack at the top line why not give this a shot. No word on if the fan and chair will dress tonight. Stay tuned to @PensOfAnarchy on Twitter to find out.
The Islanders suck.
The franchise should probably be relocated to Iraq.
Jack Capuano is an ISIS sympathizer.
The Pens were bad on Wednesday. They can only get better right?
Like we said earlier. Patric Hornqvist and Chris Kunitz both picked up injuries against the Caps. At the moment we don't know if either will play tonight. We'll keep you posted throughout the day.....maybe.
Tom Sestito was put on waivers yesterday. He cleared and has stayed with the NHL team for now.
Its November. Still pretty hard to come up with gameday content.
Thank the Islanders crooked-ass scoreboard for the inspiration to align everything right
There's only 1 word to describe the Islanders and I'm gonna SPELL. IT. OUT. FOR. YA.
S A W F T SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWFT.
Old Posts from our site, heyyyyyfannnssss (4/11-2/15). Cute name, but impossible to remember.