The Pens are on a six-game winning streak. Over that span, they're averaging just under six goals per game. I've never played a shift of hockey in my life, but that sounds pretty good.
I love living in a world where Sidney Crosby has 21 goals in 23 games.
#POATailgateAtTheStadiumSeriesGame is slowly getting some traction. Stay tuned.
Joe Haggerty sucks and has trash takes.
None of my #GameNotes could ever top the one's I did from last year's February clash with the Bruins. I'll copy pasta some of them for the lazy:
I hate the Bruins. Absolutely hate them. The Bruins are that ex-girlfriend that you forgot you had, because you hate her so much. From time-to-time, she pops in your mind and you question every life decision you've ever made. And then you're code red jammed. And then you realize that Kessel is a Penguin, and then all is well in the world.
Outside of the Red Sox, Celtics and Dunkin' Donuts, the city of Boston could get turned into a parking lot and I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
#tbt to when the Bruins were up 3-0 in a playoff series against the Flyers and choked. Let's face it: we all lost that day. The only win would've been a stadium implosion. #MakeHockeyGreatAgain
You know how I know you've had sexual intercourse with your first cousin? You root for the Bruins.
Marc Savard had something clever to say in the #GameNotes. I asked him to repeat what it was, but he forgot.
Speaking of Marc Savard, #tbt to when the Bruins' medical staff completely mistreated Savard's concussions, yet Matt Cooke gets all the blame.
I just remembered that time Shawn Thornton ambushed Brooks Orpik in 2013. I hope Thornton gets HIV.
Matt Cooke deserves a Congressional Medal of Honor. Before James Neal got dealt, he should've received a statue in his honor.
#NeverForget when Mason Raymond suffered a fractured vertebrae and the Bruins faithful chanted "flopper" as he lay motionless on the ice. Never. Ever. Forget.
If I was in a room with the murderer of my unborn children, Milan Lucic and Brad Marchand, and I had a loaded gun with one bullet, I'd have Marchand and Lucic stand back-to-back, aim for Marchand and pray for the best.
Puck drop is in two hours. Watch these in the meantime:
Do the thing.
Old Posts from our site, heyyyyyfannnssss (4/11-2/15). Cute name, but impossible to remember.