It's January. The Penguins and Caps are playing on Wednesday Night Rivalry!@!#!@. Alex Ovechkin is sitting on career point 999. Sidney Crosby is sitting on point 982. The two teams have the same amount of points and are tied in the Metropolitan Division standings. If the playoffs started today, they would meet in the first round of the playoffs and NBC is probably having a major orgasm right now just thinking about it. Back to Ovechkin, he's probably going to score his 1000th point tonight and you're going to be angry. Matt Murray will be the backup tonight as he returns from injury and Marc-Andre Fleury will get the start. Obviously, Braden Holtby will start for the Caps. Known terrorist, TJ Oshie will return tonight for the Capitals. Washington won 7-1 the last time these guys met in November. The Caps have actually flown a little under the radar this year with the play of the Pens, Rangers, and surprising play of the Blue Jackets. We're not sure what to think of that but we do know it all just ends up meaning the Caps are gonna Cap come playoff time.
Tom Wilson is currently being investigated by the FBI for the Ft. Lauderdale shooting
We cannot confirm or deny this report
The Caps ended the Blue Jackets 16 game winning streak last week so that was fun
They might be raising a banner for that tonight
Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin were named to the Metropolitan Division All-Star team yesterday
Sid hasn't backed out yet so that's fun
Donald Trump and the Caps will be neighbors next week
We don't expect the Caps to visit him in the Oval Office in the next 4 years
TJ Oshie is back tonight
O/U 6.9 seconds before he acts like a dick
Alexander Ovechkin is 1 point away from 1,000 in his career so that's kind of cool but it's gonna be bad when he scores it tonight.
This is kind of a big game, but it's still just January so we only care marginally more than we did a month ago
Make sure you tell Mia Khalifa how terrible she is on Twitter tonight.
TJ Oshie will be pulling for Roman Reigns at the Royal Rumble in 2 weeks.
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