So I just realized like two days ago that both Pittsburgh professional sports teams — well, the teams that matter, that is — play the cheating scum from Boston on the same day, in essentially back-to-back time slots. So combine that with my new-found affection for the Steelers/always-hatred of the Patriots, and this Gameday is the product.
Pick drop is in like 10 minutes, so I'm going to copy my elite #GameNotes from a game against the Bruins in the 2015-16 season. I used them again back in December as well.
I hate the Bruins. Absolutely hate them. The Bruins are that ex-girlfriend that you forgot you had, because you hate her so much. From time-to-time, she pops in your mind and you question every life decision you've ever made. And then you're code red jammed. And then you realize that Kessel is a Penguin, and then all is well in the world.
Outside of the Red Sox, Celtics and Dunkin' Donuts, the city of Boston could get turned into a parking lot and I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
#tbt to when the Bruins were up 3-0 in a playoff series against the Flyers and choked. Let's face it: we all lost that day. The only win would've been a stadium implosion. #MakeHockeyGreatAgain
You know how I know you've had sexual intercourse with your first cousin? You root for the Bruins. Marc Savard had something clever to say in the #GameNotes. I asked him to repeat what it was, but he forgot.
Speaking of Marc Savard, #tbt to when the Bruins' medical staff completely mistreated Savard's concussions, yet Matt Cooke gets all the blame.
I just remembered that time Shawn Thornton ambushed Brooks Orpik in 2013. I hope Thornton gets HIV.
Matt Cooke deserves a Congressional Medal of Honor. Before James Neal got dealt, he should've received a statue in his honor.
#NeverForget when Mason Raymond suffered a fractured vertebrae and the Bruins faithful chanted "flopper" as he lay motionless on the ice. Never. Ever. Forget.
If I was in a room with the murderer of my unborn children, Milan Lucic and Brad Marchand, and I had a loaded gun with one bullet, I'd have Marchand and Lucic stand back-to-back, aim for Marchand and pray for the best.
Tom Brady sucks and has been vastly overrated because he's had the best offensive line throughout his career IMO. And he cheats.
Aaron Hernandez killed a guy.
If you're a Patriots fan, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're unfaithful in your relationship. Or are unable to get in a relationship because you can't stay faithful. Seems like a safe bet.
Sleeveless hoodies are awesome, but Bill Belichick can suck my ass.
Speaking of, apparently someone pulled the fire alarm in the Steelers' team hotel last night. I think I have an idea of who might be behind it...
Pretty sure Ladarius Green has no idea where he's at, but he needs to #ManUp and play IMO
OHHHHH MOMMA I'M IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE FROM THE LONNNNNG ARRRRRM OF THE LAWWWW
Do the god damn thing.
Old Posts from our site, heyyyyyfannnssss (4/11-2/15). Cute name, but impossible to remember.