Well, well, well here we are. Game 6. Shortly after 3:15 EST, after that dumb piece of shit beached whale Kate Smith and that horrible sounding dirt squirrel Lauren Hart decide that God Bless America is an acceptable National Anthem, the Penguins and Flyers will get going for Game 6. We're only in Game 6 because the Penguins didn't come out as the more desperate team and the Flyers got a lucky bounce off a leg with a minute left and Michael Neuvirth made a save on Sidney Crosby that goes in 9/10 times. Anyway, the Penguins have been in this situation before and Matt Murray is 10-1 in the playoffs following a loss. Not an expert but that's pretty good. Ivan Provorov is a pussy for the Flyers and is a game time decision. Not really sure what happened to him but if he can't play, that means Radko Gudas will have to play more. Radko Gudas and Andrew MacDonald are not good and for some reason Dave Hakstol decided pairing Andrew MacDonald with Provorov was a good idea. I don't know the stats but it felt like they turned the puck over and the Penguins had 69 scoring chances when they were on the ice. We're nervous and you should be too. Evgeni Malkin is a game time decision but if we had to put a bet on it, we'd bet he's playing. Patric Hornqvist should be making his return to the lineup. Hornqvist was a full participant at practice yesterday and all signs are pointing to him returning.
Expect Patric Hornqvist to play today. That's good news, folks.
Evgeni Malkin is a game time decision
Ivan Provorov is also a game time decision for the Flyers, tbh I don't know or care what happened to him
Sean Couteureiwriew showed up for the first time this series on Friday.
Claude Giroux is apparently on fire after playing in his first game of the series Friday.
Oh, he played in Games 1-4? Awkward
Matt Murray is 10-1 in the playoffs after a loss
Not sure of his GAA or Save Percentage, but it's low
Rocky isn't even the best boxing movie of all time.
If the Penguins jump out to an early lead, watch for Flyers fans to turn on them again
God Bless America sucks
Lauren Hart is trash
Cheez Wiz is a joke
With 10 points this series, Sidney Crosby now has more points this series than he has in any other series of all time
I'm not happy
Game 6. God help us.
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