Tonight the Penguins look to take a 3-2 series lead against the Washington Capitals with puck drop set for just after 7:25PM on NBC. It's 7:25PM because we have to watch horses go around a track first.
The Penguins are coming off a 3-1 win against the Caps on Thursday which even the series at two games a piece. Speaking of 'piece', TJ Oshie is a piece of shit. Towards the end of the game he did some 80's wrestling / Penn State shower move on Penguins defenseman Kris Letang. Oshie clearly left his feet, it was clearly a charge, and he was clearly trying to injure Letang. Nonetheless the two scrapped and Guentzel would then hit the empty netter to make it 3-1.
The Capitals could have a new first line winger to take Tom Wilson (it's unreal Tom Wilson was on that first line) spot tonight. Devante Smith-Pelly replaced Wilson on Thursday and if it was possible to do worse than Wilson, he managed to achieve it. Matt Murray played well on Thursday as well stopping 20 of 21 shots, so hopefully tonight he can do the same which would then put the Caps on the verge of elimination with Game Six set for 7:00PM Monday night from PPG Paints Arena.
TJ Oshie is an ISIS sympathizer.
Apparently Nicklas Backstrom stormed into the locker room following their Game Four loss screaming, "FUCK THIS LEAGUE.' While we agree, I'm happy. Could you imagine Sidney Crosby doing that?
The Penguins managed to limit Alex Ovechkin to 0 shots on Thursday. That's unreal and a total team effort.
Andre Burakovsky skated yesterday. I guess that's a step in the right direction but he won't be playing tonight.
In four games, the Penguins have scored 10 goals. Sidney Crosby was on the ice for all of them.
Guentzel leads all players in postseason scoring with 10 goals and 21 total points. Deeeer God.
Chad Ruhwedel had a nice game Thursday. He broke up a potential breakaway and calmed my nerves. Let's see if he can do that again tonight.
I still don't know where Phil Kessel is. Has he played?
Look for Edzo to discuss horses all night. Prior to puck drop the Kentucky Derby will be on. Eddie O has a hard-on for horses.
Honestly buckle up. If the Penguins can win tonight, my God.
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