Hi. It's been a while. We have done absolutely nothing on here since last season ended and quite honestly it felt great. But now the Penguins are getting ready to open up another season tonight against the Buffalo Sabres so here we are, back to giving you the best takes about the Penguins on the internet. In case you've missed anything during the offseason not much has changed. Jack Johnson is still on the team. Matt Murray is still an alcoholic. Mike Sullivan has no clue what day of the week it is. However a few things have changed. The Penguins signed winger Brandon Tanev to a 6 year, $3.5 million dollar (PER YEAR) deal, traded Olli Maatta to Chicago for winger Dominik Kahun, and last but certainly not least...Phil Kessel was run out of town because he likes to play poker on off-days. Kessel was traded to Arizona for Alex Galchenyuk, and P.O Joseph. It truly was a very underwhelming offseason for the Penguins. That being said, we now we turn our attention to the 2019-20 season. It's hard to even gauge the Penguins potential success this season because like we said, barely anything has changed. Galchenyuk is a fun addition with a lot of potential but that came at the price of the Penguins second leading scorer. Realistically, the Penguins success will largely be based on what version of Matt Murray they get. Their depth will also play a role this season as well and hopefully the bottom six performs better this season than it did last season.
Bryan Rust is on LTIR because he blocked a shot in a preseason game
What is going to be higher this season, Matt Murray's BAC or his GAA?
If the Penguins score more goals than the other team they have a good chance to win.
The Penguins blew three straight leads in route to being swept out of the playoffs last season. We'll see if that trend continues.
Mike Sullivan is an asshole.
Galchenyuk is a game-time decision. He'll probably play.
Welcome back Conor Sharrrrrryyyyyyy.
Never forget when the Penguins signed Matt Hunwick and packaged him with Sheary. It looks like he'll miss all of this season with a neck injury.
The Penguins are currently carrying nine defensemen. Yikes.
Murray vs some jabroni tonight. I don't care enough about the Sabres to see who their idiot goalie is.
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The Sabres now have the best third jersey in hockey.
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