Tonight marks the halfway point of the regular season and halfway until we truly honestly give a shit again. You can't play Ottawa without this.
The Senators are currently somehow in a playoff spot, probably because the Atlantic Division is a big flaming bag of shit. Ottawa came to PPG Paints Arena back in December and the Penguins drubbed them 8-5 and everyone (except us) felt bad about basically slaughtering Craig Anderson. Erik Karlsson proved that he's not very good in that game but people will probably continue to try to tell us and pretend that he's good (he's not). Mike Condon should get the start for Ottawa tonight while Matt Murray probably gets the start for the Penguins, his first game since December 28th. Chris Neil will probably piss you off 6.9 seconds into this one. Ottawa sucks and you'll remember that sometime tonight
Erik Karlsson sucks
Craig Anderson sucks
Matt Murray will start for Pittsburgh
Sidney Crosby is now 17 points away from 1000
Evgeni Malkin is good
Justin Schultz > Erik Karlsson
Did I mention Erik Karlsson sucks?
Halfway through the season already. Seems pretty unreal
Bobby Ryan is a 3rd liner. Let that sink in
TBT to when Curtis Lazar ate a cheeseburger off the ice
O Canada tonight, Hopefully Ottawa brings a real anthem singer
Old Posts from our site, heyyyyyfannnssss (4/11-2/15). Cute name, but impossible to remember.