The Penguins (43-28-6) are in Newark tonight (not by choice) to play the boring ass Devils (40-28-8) for the 4th and Final time this season. The Devils have had the Penguins number this season, mostly because of Keith Kinkaid using emojis to block every shot or some shit. The Devils might be the most underrated piece of shit team in the Metro. Their fans think they're good but they're only good because of Taylor Hall. As far as the Metro standings go, it looks like Washington more than likely wrapped up the division last night as they are seven points ahead of the Penguins. The Flyers caught the Pens in points last night but have 1 more game played and about 69 more OTL. I'm honestly surprised the Penguins are even going to show up tonight because the people on Facebook fan pages told me that the season was over. Matt Murray should be in net for the Penguins while Bobby Kinkaid is in net for the Devils.
Matt Murray has had a weird stretch of games since coming back from a concussion, look for him to have a big bounceback game tonight.
At least the Pirates can't lose today.
The Penguins got crucified by the Red Wings on Tuesday night. They're definitely ready for more important games.
Sidney Crosby has goals in 4 straight games and is now 87th all time in the NHL in goal scoring.
Derick Brassard was injured in Tuesday's loss and the Pens cancelled practice yesterday so hopefully there's an update today.
Looks like no Derick Brassard tonight, Josh Jooris was on the ice instead. Yikes.
Keith Kinkaid is a piece of shit.
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